the full monty

French Guard
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous
accent, you silly king-a?!


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erotic erotica

just checking - can I use the word erotica in my title? We've all been hearing disturbing reports about censorship and blogging - here's hoping there's nothing to them.

of names and naming

why riain grey?

the riain part i can't tell you about. suffice it to say that riain is the real name of a real person. a lady never kisses and tells.

speaking of ladies, Lady Jane Grey was the unlucky pawn who was the Queen of England for nine days before being executed in the Tower at the age 15. oopsie!

and for those who are interested, riain is pronounced like the boy's name "ryan". grey is, um, pronounced like "grey".

a gorey way to go

You will be smothered under a rug. You're a little
anti-social, and may want to start gaining new
social skills by making prank phone calls.


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